CERTIFICATE OF FUCKING MEMBERSHIP
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This certifies that
is a glorious and chaotic member of Fucking Church.
Given under the sacred authority of Discord, the Great Mystery, and the Divine Bullshit of It All.
Her Divine Madness Eris
Holy Fucker Axon Waylon