Fucking Church

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Welcome to the Fucking Church

We are a spiritual refuge for the heretical, the hungry, the curious, and the damned. Blending irreverence with intention, humor with holiness, and tradition with subversion.

Powered by The Fucking Kitchen, our food ministry, and grounded in the sacred teachings of the Discordian, Pastafarian, Dudeist, and Subgenius traditions—this is your church now.

🌀 Hail Eris! All Hail Bob!

We embrace the Holy Chaos and Slack Eternal. Discordians find order in disorder. SubGenii find salvation in absurdity.

“Think for yourself, schmuck!” — J.R. "Bob" Dobbs